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Werewolves and Castles – The Perfect Pairing!

I love castles. I also love werewolves. Combine the two and…it should be magic. But why isn’t it? I can only think of two films in the past forty years that includes a prominent werewolf and castle dynamic. These are Howling V (in 1989) and Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (in 2009).

The original Howling is my all-time favorite werewolf movie. The sequels – not so much. I say this with all due respect to Christopher Lee and Sybill Danning, who appeared together in Howling II.  I still don’t know how the writer/director couldn’t have figured out a way to use those two better. That said, Howling V was a game effort; just not what could have been. As for the Underworld series…I found the the first three enjoyable – albeit more as action movies than true horror films.

If anyone knows of any good werewolf/castle combo’s in any media form then I would love to get some viewing or reading recommendations!

By the way, for those of you who haven’t read my book Apex Predator note that a medieval European town and its imposing castle (set in the modern era) are one of the key settings.

I even had the artist I hired use the castle as part of the book’s cover!

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Maybe Kate Beckinsale Really is a Vampire?

So…I’m just throwing this out there because it’s been like fourteen years since the original Underworld movie and Kate Beckinsale hasn’t aged a bit. Maybe she really is a vampire. I mean, here she is in the original Underworld (from 2003):

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Is Kate Beckinsale a vampire?

Here she is in promo shots for Underworld 5 – being released on my birthday later this week!

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Kate Beckinsale is a vampire!

It’s been fourteen years. However, Her Kateness has the same gorgeous skin, striking eyes, lush lips, and still exudes overall hotness.

The Underworld movies tend to be uneven at best. The first was good, the second had a great opening scene but the rest of it was so-so, the third rocked, the fourth is best forgotten, and we shall see about this one. Nevertheless, Kate is sexier than ever. To channel an inner Wooderson, I just keep getting older and she stays the same age.

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Maybe she is, maybe she isn’t, but it would be a lot cooler if she was one.

All right, all right, all right.

 

Why So Little Love for William The Werewolf?

I participate in quite a few werewolf centered social media outlets, and I’ve noticed something of late. When people discuss innovative or exciting werewolves from the past three decades of cinema history the name William Corvinus rarely comes up. Why? I mean look at him, he’s a beast.

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And he has a great backstory. William was more than just a denizen of the Underworld film series. He was one of the central characters, as the founding father of all lycans (as second generation werewolves are termed in the Underworld mythos).  Turned in the 5th century A.D. he was the first of his kind. William was an incredibly destructive beast; roaming the countryside, killing thousands, and turning hundreds more people into werewolves.

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It took six centuries to hunt and capture him. For eight hundred years thereafter he was imprisoned. But this was the most impressive part. When he was finally released, and in spite of being heavily weakened from having not fed in centuries, he still proved a powerful foe. He fought a combined force of well armed humans and hybrid immortals to a near standstill, until the strongest of the hybrid creatures finally killed him.

Therein lies part of the reason for William’s relative anonymity. Much of his story was backstory. The one exception being the wonderful medieval-winter-time vignette that opened the second film in the series. Had the second movie featured a few more flashbacks to William’s story then the epic concluding fight between the major immortal characters would have been that much more powerful, and it would have made for a better viewing experience.

But because William’s history happened off-camera audiences were not allowed to appreciate his awesome capabilities. I will never understand the film maker’s decision to use exposition to portray what could have been one of the best cinematic werewolves ever. This represented a major flaw, one of many, that undermined what had the potential to be a great series of films if for no other reason than the fresh ideas it delivered to the general public in terms of werewolf design. What I mean is that for a Hollywood produced mass-market film (and not a graphic novel, comic-book, or other artist driven illustration) William was a well thought out creature.

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Quibble if you may with his white fur and eyes, but look at that bone structure and musculature. For instance, werewolves are sometimes portrayed as being incredibly fast. But those same werewolves when shown onscreen have large upper bodies and spindly little legs. Cough, cough, ahem….Dog Soldiers (an otherwise fantastic film). This is not the case with William. Look at those legs. Long, muscular, and with huge feet and powerful calves. These things would make Arnold Schwarzenegger proud. They are exactly what one would expect to see on a creature with explosive speed and leaping ability. In addition William’s muzzle is suitably canine without being so wolfish as to be….well…a wolf. It’s truly a shame that this interesting creation spent far less time onscreen than this guy:

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You were robbed, William.

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