So…I’m just throwing this out there because it’s been like fourteen years since the original Underworld movie and Kate Beckinsale hasn’t aged a bit. Maybe she really is a vampire. I mean, here she is in the original Underworld (from 2003):


Is Kate Beckinsale a vampire?

Here she is in promo shots for Underworld 5 – being released on my birthday later this week!


Kate Beckinsale is a vampire!

It’s been fourteen years. However, Her Kateness has the same gorgeous skin, striking eyes, lush lips, and still exudes overall hotness.

The Underworld movies tend to be uneven at best. The first was good, the second had a great opening scene but the rest of it was so-so, the third rocked, the fourth is best forgotten, and we shall see about this one. Nevertheless, Kate is sexier than ever. To channel an inner Wooderson, I just keep getting older and she stays the same age.


Maybe she is, maybe she isn’t, but it would be a lot cooler if she was one.

All right, all right, all right.